cooliosity

Who knew I could invent awesome words? Actually, it turns out I'm not all that original...a bunch of people are already using that word. Go figure.

So I was trading e-mails with my buddy Abram and just flat out told him he was jealous of my cooliosity. He then decided to define that word in clear terms. I was laughing so hard I had to wipe away tears. See his definition below - and believe me when I say this is now a permanent word in my vocab.
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cooliosity: A measure of awesomeness in defining how much more amazing Kevin is than anyone else.

ie: "Yeah man, I had such a great day, one day I might be like Kevin." "Yeah, his cooliosity is off the charts."

see also: better than you; why are you staring?; nah, keep trying; one day, one day.
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On a funnier side note, he tried to add this to the Urban Dictionary, but stopped after reading the warning below:

"Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

So close...